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Post by odm on Jan 9, 2007 4:41:16 GMT
  Ive just realised that we dont have a JOKE THREAD...   I found some quite funny jokes yesterday...so I will upload them. Any jokes pop them in here...you be surprised how good it is to spend a few minutes having a laugh..... We have got a silly thread too, so anything funny you see you can post in there...  To be honest I have a quite....ahem....cough..sense of humour..but basically we cannot put meat and two veg in here..if ya knows what I means...so be careful with slightly rude stuff, otherwise just laugh your head off.. I probably will... ;D |
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Post by maringo on Jan 9, 2007 18:22:03 GMT
To be honest I have a quite....ahem....cough..sense of humour..but basically we cannot put meat and two veg in here.. Wanna bet?  |
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Post by ofni on Jan 9, 2007 18:35:35 GMT
I thought Mitan Tuvej was an Albanian film star, who Ken Russell has always wanted to direct. It was Ken's photo of him that Danielle was talking about the other night.  |
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Post by odm on Jan 9, 2007 19:01:10 GMT
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Post by xaisleyne is my herox on Jan 9, 2007 19:33:34 GMT
iv gt 1
dis bit int part of de joke.. its so u get it: our MFI burnt dwn last month ya no de sofa shop
joker: how many letters are there in the alphabet??
sum1: 26
joker: no 23 coz theres no MFI
lmao.. HAHA.. if u no wat i ment ud no wat i mean lol
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Post by ladyash on Jan 9, 2007 20:48:16 GMT
A man and his wife are watching a championship boxing match on TV. Early in the second round, one of the fighters goes down for the count. The husband sighs and says, "I'm so disappointed. It was all over in four minutes!" The wife replies, "Good. Now you know how I feel."  |
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Post by odm on Jan 10, 2007 0:23:23 GMT
HELP DESK: ' How may I help you?' CALLER: ' I have spent all week trying to rewind my DVD how do you rewind it'? ' |
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Post by odm on Jan 10, 2007 0:28:09 GMT
CALLER: Id like the number of the ARGOED Fish Bar please. DIRECTORY OF ENQUIRIES: Im sorry but there is no listing. Is the spelling correct? CALLER: Well it used to be called the BARGOED Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off!! |
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Post by odm on Jan 10, 2007 0:33:50 GMT
TECHNICAL SUPPORT: I need you to right click on the Open Desktop CUSTOMER: OK. TECHNICAL SUPPORT: Did you get a pop-up menu? CUSTOMER: No. TECHNICAL SUPPORT: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up Menu? CUSTOMER: No. TECHNICAL SUPPORT: Can you tell me what you have done up until this point? CUSTOMER: Yes. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click' . |
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Post by odm on Jan 10, 2007 3:49:02 GMT
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Post by odm on Jan 10, 2007 4:08:23 GMT
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Post by odm on Jan 10, 2007 4:09:24 GMT
The place I often find myself..  |
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Post by becki on Jan 11, 2007 20:24:14 GMT
hahahahaha!! You make me laugh!!! |
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Post by odm on Jan 11, 2007 21:25:51 GMT
hahahahaha!! You make me laugh!!! |
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Post by odm on Jan 12, 2007 3:55:52 GMT
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Post by odm on Jan 12, 2007 3:56:26 GMT
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Post by odm on Jan 12, 2007 3:57:02 GMT
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Post by odm on Jan 12, 2007 3:57:43 GMT
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Post by odm on Jan 16, 2007 18:45:46 GMT
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Post by odm on Jan 16, 2007 19:05:59 GMT
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