Post by goonkad on Dec 28, 2006 15:16:43 GMT
Picked this up from the Channel4 site
Jade Goody and her OH Jack Tweed having big punch ups because of her repeated flirting with Sezer Yurtseven. A 'source' comments: "I don't know if Jade is Sezer's type. I know he's been out with a few glamour models and he seems to like that kind of girl." The cruel implication is that Jade would not cut it as a glamour model. Characteristic photograph of Sezer looking frankly rather up himself.
Award for 'Biggest Fix of the Year' awarded to the makers of BB for the N*kk* Grahame episode. "Shame on the makers of BB who used every trick in the book to try and make us love N*kk* Grahame. From her Cabbage Patch doll face to her mindless screeching, she was as welcome as a dose of radiation. So the public voted her out. But the producers hatched a plan to put her back in. so the public voted her out again. Then the producers gave her a TV show. So the public didn't watch. Channel 4, have you got the message yet?"
Unlikeliest hero of the year award to Pete Bennet. "He saw off competition from blow-up doll Lea, burp-machine Jayne, gruesome Grace, moron Mikey and, of course, the lovely Aisleyne. He nearly spoiled it all by taking up with princess N*kk*, but came to his senses and dumped her after the magazine deal and went back to his ex. Not such a w****r after all.
Finally, Aisleyne in a bad transparent outfit on the fashion ASBO page (along with the usual suspects like Jodie Marsh, Paris Hilton, Jordan, Janet Jackson and Britney Spears) with the comment that her outfit "frightened grannies, small children and us".
The Bit about N*kk* is hilarious and spot on
And the 'lovely Aisleyne'
Jade Goody and her OH Jack Tweed having big punch ups because of her repeated flirting with Sezer Yurtseven. A 'source' comments: "I don't know if Jade is Sezer's type. I know he's been out with a few glamour models and he seems to like that kind of girl." The cruel implication is that Jade would not cut it as a glamour model. Characteristic photograph of Sezer looking frankly rather up himself.
Award for 'Biggest Fix of the Year' awarded to the makers of BB for the N*kk* Grahame episode. "Shame on the makers of BB who used every trick in the book to try and make us love N*kk* Grahame. From her Cabbage Patch doll face to her mindless screeching, she was as welcome as a dose of radiation. So the public voted her out. But the producers hatched a plan to put her back in. so the public voted her out again. Then the producers gave her a TV show. So the public didn't watch. Channel 4, have you got the message yet?"
Unlikeliest hero of the year award to Pete Bennet. "He saw off competition from blow-up doll Lea, burp-machine Jayne, gruesome Grace, moron Mikey and, of course, the lovely Aisleyne. He nearly spoiled it all by taking up with princess N*kk*, but came to his senses and dumped her after the magazine deal and went back to his ex. Not such a w****r after all.
Finally, Aisleyne in a bad transparent outfit on the fashion ASBO page (along with the usual suspects like Jodie Marsh, Paris Hilton, Jordan, Janet Jackson and Britney Spears) with the comment that her outfit "frightened grannies, small children and us".
The Bit about N*kk* is hilarious and spot on
And the 'lovely Aisleyne'
